P.S.: I'll proofread that breakup letter you're working on.
PS: I like being underneath you while you work. Don't drop that hammer.
P.S.: I won't be making your wedding, so can you send me that package you received in the mail?
PS: Thanks for the birthday wishes; I'm pregnant...best gift ever.
P.S.: I'm going to the moon. The Martians are requesting Space Cake.
PS: I wonder what the essence of life is. Oh, look at this neat site I found: Scientology.org
P.S.: Could you unbuckle my car seat before I crash? That would probably be the sweetest thing you've ever done for me.
PS: What if I promised you I'd never lie? I promise I won't. Honest!
P.S.: An asteroid is headed for your house. Pack your bags and crouch under the nearest table for ultimate protection. Call OSHA. This might be important.
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